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TME #62: Beast Machines Episode 11 - "The Key"
Rhinox steels some car keys and everyone gets metal. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon."
TME #61: Beast Machines Episode 10 - "Survivor"
343 Guilty Spark decides to kidnap Nightscream. For science.
TME #60: Beast Machines Episode 09 - "Revelations, Part III: Apocalypse!"
Nightscream shoves Blackarachnia's spark back into her body, while the rest of the gang discovers that Rhinox has decided to break bad. Episode Rating: "Sufficient ...
TME #59: Beast Machines Episode 08 - "Revelations, Part II: Descent"
Cheetor decides that the team needs to save the Maximal sparks within the Vehicon Generals, so Blackarchnia tries to jumpstart Thurst's Silverbolt within, and Rattrap ...
TME #58: Beast Machines Episode 07 - "Revelations, Part I: Discovery"
Garry Primal resumes command of the Maixmals and inadvertently leads them to the Killing Fields of Planet Megatron, where Blackarachnia figures some shit out about Thr...
TME #57: Beast Wars 25th Anniversary Special
September 16, 2021 marks 25 years to the day since "Beast Wars Part 1" originally aired. To mark the occasion, we're joined by guest hosts Kelly from DorkTales and Dun...
TME #56: Beast Machines Episode 06 - "The Weak Component"
Rattrap finally transforms, but the other Maximals are assholes to him so he makes a deal with the devil to try to git gud. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!"
TME #55: Beast Machines Episode 05 - “Forbidden Fruit”
Sting descends from the rafters with his trademark baseball bat, and the Maximals become fruit junkies. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!"
TME #54: Beast Machines Episode 04 - "Mercenary Pursuits"
Megatron gives his Insane Clown Posse of Vehicon Generals™ an ultimatum; bring him The Maximals and be rewarded (death), or suffer the consequences (also death). Ep...
TME #53: Beast Machines Episode 03 - "Fires of the Past"
Blackarachnia has a series of vision quests that serve as plot devices, meanwhile Megatron unleashes his latest Insane Clown Posse in the form of the Vehicon Generals™...
TME #52: Beast Machines Episode 02 - "Master of the House"
Garry Primal and his Maxi-pals head to the clubhouse of the Maximal elders, only to discover that Megatron has moved in and redecorated. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH E...
TME #51: Beast Machines Episode 01 - "The Reformatting"
The Maximals return to Cybertron only to discover Vehicons and late 90s techno music. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!"
TME #50: TOO MUCH ENERGON! Episode 50
Celebrating a full year and 50 episodes of the podcast, we're joined by special guest Dan from WTFamicom to talk about War For Cybertron: Kingdom, Transformers movies,...
TME #49: Super Special Lifeform Transformers - Lio Convoy in Imminent Danger!
Optimus Lion and Garry Primal form the hypest WWF tag team to take down Diamond Weapon from Final Fantasy VII. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "TOO MUCH...
TME #48: IDW's Beast Wars (2021) #1-5
IDW launched a Beast Wars comic book in 2021. Behold the result. Comic Book Rating: Unanimous "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access...
TME #47: Beast Wars Seasons Two & Three Recap
"Blah blah blah Beast Wars once and for all!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!,...
TME #46: Beast Wars Episodes 51 & 52 - "Nemesis" Parts 1 & 2
No goofy summaries here. These are the final episodes of Beast Wars, folks. Episode Rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to ...
TME #45: Beast Wars Episode 50 - "Other Visits"
Quickstrike's episode of The People's Court is interrupted when "The Aliens" decide that omnipotence isn't enough and they need to send a kitbash to stop Megatron fuck...
TME #44: Beast Wars Episode 49 - "Master Blaster"
Megatron wants back inside The Ark in order to do some tongue-wagging with G1 Megs to get his own Optimal Upgrade™, and he needs Quickstrike to control Optimus with hi...
TME #43: Beast Wars Episode 48 - "Crossing The Rubicon"
Blackarachnia will die if her Predacon "shell program" isn't removed, so Rhinox goes on a fantastic voyage. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal), a low "TOO MU...
TME #42: Beast Wars Episode 47 - "Go With The Flow"
Megatron builds a Death Ray™ to blast at Ark Mountain and needs a Neanderthal child to help out because plot holes. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access ho...
TME #41: Beast Wars Episode 46 - "Proving Grounds"
Blackarachnia thinks the Maixmals are going to forcefully remove her Predacon core, and she ain't having any of it, so she runs off to the forest and plays cat and mou...
TME #40: Beast Wars Episodes 44 & 45 - "Feral Scream" Parts 1 & 2
Megatron uses the "Transmetal Driver" (whatever that is) to create DinoClone 2: Electric Boogaloo and also unleashes a Werecheetah in the process. Subscribe to the ...
TME #39: Beast Wars Episode 43 - "Cutting Edge"
Cyber Raptors. Cyber Raptors with fucking eye lasers. Episode rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble...
TME #38: Beast Wars Episode 42 - "Changing of the Guard"
Teletraan-1 can't adequately protect Ark Mountain, so Optimus sends Rattrap on an undersea adventure to recover Sentinel from the remains of the Axalon. Episode rat...
TME #37: Beast Wars Episode 41 - "Deep Metal"
The Punisher shows up to get revenge on Protoform X for killing his family. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Christopher), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal) Subscr...
TME #36: Beast Wars Episode 40 - "Optimal Situation"
Optimus Primal tries to save the futurepast and gets an optimal upgrade in the process. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor C...
TME #35: The Transformers Episodes 1-3 - "More Than Meets the Eye"
We've travelled four million years back in time to 1984 to talk about the original episodes that started it all. See how the Autobot Ark came to be an ancient resident...
TME #34: Beast Wars Episode 39 - "The Agenda" Part 3
Our heroes discover the crashed Autobot ship The Ark and the Beast Wars just got a whole lot weirder. Episode rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to ...
TME #33: Beast Wars Episodes 37 & 38 - "The Agenda" Parts 1 & 2
The Quantum Surge™ from Aftermath is spreading across space and time and hits Cybertron in the present/future, prompting the Predacon Tripredacus Council to send an ag...